UK media focus has moved to Covid 19 and no longer on flooding. Concentrating more on the W.H.O. and less on the Wye.
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In Wales the shelves are empty of scotch eggs and mini sausage rolls.
Everyone was picnic buying.Comment
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Tescos, good, occasionally busy later. Sainsburys, moderate to good, sale on Corn Flakes. Asda, slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening. Marks and Spencers and Co-Op, fair. Waitrose fair to moderate, spillage in aisle 7. Lidl, rough at first, moderate later.
And that's the end of the Shopping Forecast.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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During flight:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Due to coronavirus quarantine I am working from home today... have a nice flight.Comment
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WTFH went into a wig shop. Went he found the one he wanted he asked the price. "£50 plus tax". He said "forget the tax I'll glue it on".
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Neil Diamond: Hands
NHS Direct: Yes, wash then for at least 20 seconds
Neil Diamond: Touching hands
NHS Direct: No, please don't touch hands
Neil Diamond: Reaching out
NHS Direct: Avoid that too
Neil Diamond: Touching me
NHS Direct: I don't think you've been listening
Neil Diamond: Touching YOU.
NHS Direct: Oh hell.
Neil Diamond: Sweet Corona...{emotionless greeting}
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostNeil Diamond: Hands
NHS Direct: Yes, wash then for at least 20 seconds
Neil Diamond: Touching hands
NHS Direct: No, please don't touch hands
Neil Diamond: Reaching out
NHS Direct: Avoid that too
Neil Diamond: Touching me
NHS Direct: I don't think you've been listening
Neil Diamond: Touching YOU.
NHS Direct: Oh hell.
Neil Diamond: Sweet Corona...
CDC: no don’t touch hands
NEIL DIAMOND: reaching out
CDC: please avoid that
NEIL DIAMOND: TOUCHING YOU-
CDC: everyone is Boston is doomed
STING: Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
CDC: Now you're talkin
STING: Every breath you take, every step you make...
CDC: Yes, we will be watching you.
Proclaimers: But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door
CDC: Please quarantine in place
MC Hammer: You can't touch this
CDC: Not without proper sterilization and washing hands
JIM MORRISON: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON NOW TOUCH ME, BABY!
CDC: That is not advised.
JIM MORRISON: CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM NOT AFRAID?
CDC: Immaterial.
Phil Collins: She seems to have an invisible touch
CDC: get her into quarantine immediately!
Pink Floyd: HEY YOU
CDC: oh hell
Pink Floyd: out there on your own
CDC: ok, self quarantined, not so bad
Pink Floyd: sitting naked by the phone WOULD YOU TOUCH ME
CDC: god damnit
EXILE: I want to kiss you all over
CDC: Absolutely not.
EXILE: and over again.
CDC: GOTTDAMNIT!!
Alanis: Cause I got one hand in my pocket.
CDC: Make sure it's sanitized.
Alanis: And the other one is giving a high five.
CDC: That's it. I quit!
MILEY: "It's a Party in the USA!"
CDC: "You really should avoid large gatherings."
MILEY: "My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick!"
CDC: "See! What did I tell you?"
Bon Jovi: Your love is like bad medicine.
CDC: We're actually still finding the cure.
Bon Jovi: Bad medicine is what I need.
CDC: It most certainly is not.
BEATLES: Yeah you, got that something, I think you'll understand
CDC: It's Covid-19
BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
CDC: Not advisable
BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
CDC: No
Eddie Money: Take me home tonight!
CDC: NO!
Foreigner: “I’M HOT-BLOODED! Check it and see.”
CDC: “Well, yes, we do advise constant monitoring of body tempera
Foreigner: “I’VE GOT A FEVER OF A HUNDRED AND THREE!”
CDC: “Dear God. Why are you still singing? Can we get an ambulance here? Right away?”
Robert Palmer: Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I've got.a bad case
CDC: Oh no...
Palmer: Of loving you
CDC: *sigh of relief*Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostNeil Diamond: Hands
NHS Direct: Yes, wash then for at least 20 seconds
Neil Diamond: Touching hands
NHS Direct: No, please don't touch hands
Neil Diamond: Reaching out
NHS Direct: Avoid that too
Neil Diamond: Touching me
NHS Direct: I don't think you've been listening
Neil Diamond: Touching YOU.
NHS Direct: Oh hell.
Neil Diamond: Sweet Corona...Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.Comment
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Supermarket shelves are empty, so I called my local Indian market.
“Do you have any butter?”
“We only have ghee.”
“Ah, thanks for clarifying.”Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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