UK media focus has moved to Covid 19 and no longer on flooding. Concentrating more on the W.H.O. and less on the Wye.
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In Wales the shelves are empty of scotch eggs and mini sausage rolls.
Everyone was picnic buying.Comment
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Tescos, good, occasionally busy later. Sainsburys, moderate to good, sale on Corn Flakes. Asda, slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening. Marks and Spencers and Co-Op, fair. Waitrose fair to moderate, spillage in aisle 7. Lidl, rough at first, moderate later.
And that's the end of the Shopping Forecast.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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During flight:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Due to coronavirus quarantine I am working from home today... have a nice flight.Comment
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WTFH went into a wig shop. Went he found the one he wanted he asked the price. "£50 plus tax". He said "forget the tax I'll glue it on".
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Neil Diamond: Hands
NHS Direct: Yes, wash then for at least 20 seconds
Neil Diamond: Touching hands
NHS Direct: No, please don't touch hands
Neil Diamond: Reaching out
NHS Direct: Avoid that too
Neil Diamond: Touching me
NHS Direct: I don't think you've been listening
Neil Diamond: Touching YOU.
NHS Direct: Oh hell.
Neil Diamond: Sweet Corona...…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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NEIL DIAMOND: touching handsOriginally posted by WTFH View Post
CDC: no don’t touch hands
NEIL DIAMOND: reaching out
CDC: please avoid that
NEIL DIAMOND: TOUCHING YOU-
CDC: everyone is Boston is doomed
STING: Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
CDC: Now you're talkin
STING: Every breath you take, every step you make...
CDC: Yes, we will be watching you.
Proclaimers: But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door
CDC: Please quarantine in place
MC Hammer: You can't touch this
CDC: Not without proper sterilization and washing hands
JIM MORRISON: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON NOW TOUCH ME, BABY!
CDC: That is not advised.
JIM MORRISON: CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM NOT AFRAID?
CDC: Immaterial.
Phil Collins: She seems to have an invisible touch
CDC: get her into quarantine immediately!
Pink Floyd: HEY YOU
CDC: oh hell
Pink Floyd: out there on your own
CDC: ok, self quarantined, not so bad
Pink Floyd: sitting naked by the phone WOULD YOU TOUCH ME
CDC: god damnit
EXILE: I want to kiss you all over
CDC: Absolutely not.
EXILE: and over again.
CDC: GOTTDAMNIT!!
Alanis: Cause I got one hand in my pocket.
CDC: Make sure it's sanitized.
Alanis: And the other one is giving a high five.
CDC: That's it. I quit!
MILEY: "It's a Party in the USA!"
CDC: "You really should avoid large gatherings."
MILEY: "My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick!"
CDC: "See! What did I tell you?"
Bon Jovi: Your love is like bad medicine.
CDC: We're actually still finding the cure.
Bon Jovi: Bad medicine is what I need.
CDC: It most certainly is not.
BEATLES: Yeah you, got that something, I think you'll understand
CDC: It's Covid-19
BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
CDC: Not advisable
BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
CDC: No
Eddie Money: Take me home tonight!
CDC: NO!
Foreigner: “I’M HOT-BLOODED! Check it and see.”
CDC: “Well, yes, we do advise constant monitoring of body tempera
Foreigner: “I’VE GOT A FEVER OF A HUNDRED AND THREE!”
CDC: “Dear God. Why are you still singing? Can we get an ambulance here? Right away?”
Robert Palmer: Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I've got.a bad case
CDC: Oh no...
Palmer: Of loving you
CDC: *sigh of relief*Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Supermarket shelves are empty, so I called my local Indian market.
“Do you have any butter?”
“We only have ghee.”
“Ah, thanks for clarifying.”Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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