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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    it's not a crowrona virus??
    bird flu?
    Nice save.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      Our cleaning lady just called and said she will be WFH....

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        So is my eye surgeon.

        Now, Mr NAT, hold your eye open with the fingers of your left hand, and very carefully slice the scalpel across your eyeball with your right.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          luckily Timpsons are still open as they are Key workers!
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            luckily Timpsons are still open as they are Key workers!

            KUATB!

            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            So much for key workers carrying on.

            Timpsons have closed all their shops today.
            {emotionless greeting}

            Three Word Slogan

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              Jose Mourinho has been delivering food to the vulnerable, or "the Spurs back four" as they’re also known.
              {emotionless greeting}

              Three Word Slogan

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                Wakefield has announced "We need strict curbs to stop people parking on the pavement."
                {emotionless greeting}

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                  I am spending my time working from home tidying up my fridge and placing all items as far apart as possible. That is what shelf isolation means right?
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    Charles is isolated in Balmoral with COVID-19
                    Andrew is isolated in Windsor with JESSICA-15
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      September 2053.

                      Julian opened the last pack of toilet rolls bought by his parents in 2020....

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