Please put more jokes here

[NotAllThere]

it's not a crowrona virus??
bird flu?

Nice save.

[BrilloPad]

Our cleaning lady just called and said she will be WFH....

[NotAllThere]

So is my eye surgeon.

Now, Mr NAT, hold your eye open with the fingers of your left hand, and very carefully slice the scalpel across your eyeball with your right.

[vetran]

luckily Timpsons are still open as they are Key workers!

[WTFH]

luckily Timpsons are still open as they are Key workers!

KUATB!

So much for key workers carrying on.

Timpsons have closed all their shops today.

[WTFH]

Jose Mourinho has been delivering food to the vulnerable, or "the Spurs back four" as they’re also known.

[WTFH]

Wakefield has announced "We need strict curbs to stop people parking on the pavement."

[SimonMac]

I am spending my time working from home tidying up my fridge and placing all items as far apart as possible. That is what shelf isolation means right?

[LondonManc]

Charles is isolated in Balmoral with COVID-19
Andrew is isolated in Windsor with JESSICA-15

[BrilloPad]

September 2053.

Julian opened the last pack of toilet rolls bought by his parents in 2020....