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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    WTFH took his car to the garage for a new dipstick. It did not reach the oil anymore.

    I thought the mechanic was going to say - but there is one driving!!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Thought for today:
      Silence is golden
      Duck Tape is silver.
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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Thought for today:
        Silence is golden
        Duct Tape is silver.
        ftfy
        and it's gaffer tape, except to the septics.

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          Originally posted by BR14 View Post
          ftfy
          and it's gaffer tape, except to the septics.
          I was being brand-specific...
          Duck Tape | Duct Tape and Packaging Tape
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            "Hey, here's my half-sister, Julie."
            "Half-sister? Different dad?"
            "No, shark attack."
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              A lion and a witch were carrying a wardrobe down the street..
              I said 'where are you going with that?'
              'Narnia business'
              How rude! I only asked
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                I've just found an origami porn channel in the hotel.



                But it's paper view only
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                  I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.
                  I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair…
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                    A man died today when a pile of books fell on top of him.
                    He only had his shelf to blame.
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                      “I've just injected steroids into my arm"
                      "Anabolic?"
                      "No, just my arm"
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