Please put more jokes here

**vetran** · 2 February 2020, 19:56

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

WTFH took his car to the garage for a new dipstick. It did not reach the oil anymore.

I thought the mechanic was going to say - but there is one driving!!

**WTFH** · 9 February 2020, 21:37

Thought for today:
Silence is golden
Duck Tape is silver.

**BR14** · 9 February 2020, 21:43

Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Thought for today:
Silence is golden
Duct Tape is silver.

ftfy
and it's gaffer tape, except to the septics.

**WTFH** · 9 February 2020, 22:24

Originally posted by BR14 View Post

ftfy
and it's gaffer tape, except to the septics.

I was being brand-specific...
Duck Tape | Duct Tape and Packaging Tape

**LondonManc** · 10 February 2020, 11:48

"Hey, here's my half-sister, Julie."
"Half-sister? Different dad?"
"No, shark attack."

**WTFH** · 11 February 2020, 00:23

A lion and a witch were carrying a wardrobe down the street..
I said 'where are you going with that?'
'Narnia business'
How rude! I only asked

**WTFH** · 11 February 2020, 00:24

I've just found an origami porn channel in the hotel.

But it's paper view only

**WTFH** · 11 February 2020, 00:24

I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.
I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair…

**WTFH** · 11 February 2020, 00:25

A man died today when a pile of books fell on top of him.
He only had his shelf to blame.

**WTFH** · 11 February 2020, 00:28

“I've just injected steroids into my arm"
"Anabolic?"
"No, just my arm"

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