Please put more jokes here

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So three households can mix over Christmas.




What are we making a Christmas Cake or a Christmas Pudding?

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Police probe I'm A Celebrity for 'releasing non-native cockroaches into the wild' in Wales.


I know they're not A-listers, but that's a bit harsh.

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Don't tell Mrs V.

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This lot moved on the grounds that they're not really visual jokes.

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This lot moved on the grounds that they're not really visual jokes.

ah wondered where they have gone. You remind me of the wife moving tulip around based on her weird logic.

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Happy Holocaust Celebration Day!


Or 'Thanksgiving,' if you prefer.

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My neighbour won £2M on a National Lottery scratchcard. I'm made up for him but it seems a bit of a waste, he's got uncontrolled narcolepsy and spends most of the day asleep.


Now he's literally living the dream!

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Best chat up line ever - Actually works.


"Excuse me, love, are you a lawyer?


Because I want you to get me off."