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    #7681
    So three households can mix over Christmas.




    What are we making a Christmas Cake or a Christmas Pudding?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      #7682
      Police probe I'm A Celebrity for 'releasing non-native cockroaches into the wild' in Wales.


      I know they're not A-listers, but that's a bit harsh.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        #7683
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          #7684
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            #7685
            Don't tell Mrs V.

            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              #7686
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              This lot moved on the grounds that they're not really visual jokes.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #7687
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                This lot moved on the grounds that they're not really visual jokes.
                ah wondered where they have gone. You remind me of the wife moving tulip around based on her weird logic.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #7688
                  Happy Holocaust Celebration Day!


                  Or 'Thanksgiving,' if you prefer.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #7689
                    My neighbour won £2M on a National Lottery scratchcard. I'm made up for him but it seems a bit of a waste, he's got uncontrolled narcolepsy and spends most of the day asleep.


                    Now he's literally living the dream!
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #7690
                      Best chat up line ever - Actually works.


                      "Excuse me, love, are you a lawyer?


                      Because I want you to get me off."
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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