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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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The cast of 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown are stuck inside the studio with the door jammed.
They can't undo the deadlock."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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I only lasted 1 week as a lumberjack.
I didn't make the cut so they gave me the axe."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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I saw a plane full of bald men once. It was a receding Airline."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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"The eggs in this box have been laid by hens which have been allowed to roam freely"
Never thought I'd be jealous of a chicken."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Viruses mutate over time, take Covid for example...
It started as a pandemic, and now it's become an IQ test."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Do you think that the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, 'If you build it, they will come'."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Every time I collect food from the local pizzeria I can't help speaking in an Italian accent. I've got a disorder."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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My mate works as a back doctor in Egypt He's a Cairopractor"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Whatever you do, if you try to verify the news about OnlyFans banning explicit content, don't search for "OnlyFans explicit BBC".
I found that out the hard way."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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