Please put more jokes here

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"Gunmen fire shots at barbecue in Camden hitting three women and a man"

Cressida Dick has ordered an immediate investigation into this sexist attack.

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Several months ago someone knocked on my door and started talking to my about the church of ABBA. I went to one of there services and instantly felt something. I now go every Sunday and it and take part in all the church events. I feel fantastic, it's changed my life.

I've been bjorn again.

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TEACHER: "Millie, give me a sentence starting with I." MILLIE: "I is..."

TEACHER: "No Millie - always say, I am."

MILLIE: "Ok. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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"Winston...your essay entitled My Dog is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?"



"No sir, it's the same dog."

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Look out for the latest t.v. reality series starring the Incels.......



'The unfeckables'.

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Nicola Sturgeon invites Taliban leadership group to Glasgow to advise on how to remove a foreign oppressive regime in a fortnight.

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There's nothing new about this taking the knee malarkey.


The IRA have been doing it since the early 70's.

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The Afghan army surrendered that quick they all now qualify for French citizenship.

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My nan is very good at chess.

She's a former Gran master

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Midweek newspaper story, summary headline. Medical school offers students £10,000 to push off until next year


Breaking news. CUK poster wants similar deal.