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    "Gunmen fire shots at barbecue in Camden hitting three women and a man"

    Cressida Dick has ordered an immediate investigation into this sexist attack.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Several months ago someone knocked on my door and started talking to my about the church of ABBA. I went to one of there services and instantly felt something. I now go every Sunday and it and take part in all the church events. I feel fantastic, it's changed my life.

      I've been bjorn again.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        TEACHER: "Millie, give me a sentence starting with I." MILLIE: "I is..."

        TEACHER: "No Millie - always say, I am."

        MILLIE: "Ok. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          "Winston...your essay entitled My Dog is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?"



          "No sir, it's the same dog."
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Look out for the latest t.v. reality series starring the Incels.......



            'The unfeckables'.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Nicola Sturgeon invites Taliban leadership group to Glasgow to advise on how to remove a foreign oppressive regime in a fortnight.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                There's nothing new about this taking the knee malarkey.


                The IRA have been doing it since the early 70's.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  The Afghan army surrendered that quick they all now qualify for French citizenship.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    My nan is very good at chess.

                    She's a former Gran master
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Midweek newspaper story, summary headline. Medical school offers students £10,000 to push off until next year


                      Breaking news. CUK poster wants similar deal.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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