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    "Gunmen fire shots at barbecue in Camden hitting three women and a man"

    Cressida Dick has ordered an immediate investigation into this sexist attack.

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      #id
      Several months ago someone knocked on my door and started talking to my about the church of ABBA. I went to one of there services and instantly felt something. I now go every Sunday and it and take part in all the church events. I feel fantastic, it's changed my life.

      I've been bjorn again.

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        #id
        TEACHER: "Millie, give me a sentence starting with I." MILLIE: "I is..."

        TEACHER: "No Millie - always say, I am."

        MILLIE: "Ok. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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          #id
          "Winston...your essay entitled My Dog is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?"



          "No sir, it's the same dog."

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            #id
            Look out for the latest t.v. reality series starring the Incels.......



            'The unfeckables'.

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              #id
              Nicola Sturgeon invites Taliban leadership group to Glasgow to advise on how to remove a foreign oppressive regime in a fortnight.

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                #id
                There's nothing new about this taking the knee malarkey.


                The IRA have been doing it since the early 70's.

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                  #id
                  The Afghan army surrendered that quick they all now qualify for French citizenship.

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                    #id
                    My nan is very good at chess.

                    She's a former Gran master

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                      #id
                      Midweek newspaper story, summary headline. Medical school offers students £10,000 to push off until next year


                      Breaking news. CUK poster wants similar deal.

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