Please put more jokes here

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I'm currently reading a book called Tits.



It's a breast seller.

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The IOC is to introduce a new competition aimed at Army personnel with Erectile Dysfunction.



The Paralimpdics starts on Monday.

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A German study concludes that staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym.


Looks like I am cancelling my membership!

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Ever caught your nads in a dyson?


If so, congratulations you’re now both bagless

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For Maths aficionados

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.


However, eating too much pie is ok because the sin of pi is always zero.

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Today my daughter called me ‘Birth Person’.


I replied, ‘Yes, financial drain’.

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for Warty!

I had Champagne and Chardonnay last night.


They were two chav girls I met in the pub.

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My mate can't stop buying Calvin Klein aftershave.

He's got an obsession

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Oakland Zoo in California, has vaccinated all of its animals against Covid.

When asked why?, the head keeper replied: Have you ever tried to get a Lion to wear a mask?

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diet sorted

Tour de France riders need to eat the equivalent of 27 cheeseburgers a day. I guess all I need now is a bike.