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    I'm currently reading a book called Tits.



    It's a breast seller.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      The IOC is to introduce a new competition aimed at Army personnel with Erectile Dysfunction.



      The Paralimpdics starts on Monday.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        A German study concludes that staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym.


        Looks like I am cancelling my membership!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Ever caught your nads in a dyson?


          If so, congratulations you’re now both bagless
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            For Maths aficionados

            Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.


            However, eating too much pie is ok because the sin of pi is always zero.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Today my daughter called me ‘Birth Person’.


              I replied, ‘Yes, financial drain’.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                for Warty!

                I had Champagne and Chardonnay last night.


                They were two chav girls I met in the pub.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  My mate can't stop buying Calvin Klein aftershave.

                  He's got an obsession
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Oakland Zoo in California, has vaccinated all of its animals against Covid.

                    When asked why?, the head keeper replied: Have you ever tried to get a Lion to wear a mask?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      diet sorted

                      Tour de France riders need to eat the equivalent of 27 cheeseburgers a day. I guess all I need now is a bike.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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