I'm currently reading a book called Tits.
It's a breast seller.
It's a breast seller.
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The IOC is to introduce a new competition aimed at Army personnel with Erectile Dysfunction.
The Paralimpdics starts on Monday.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A German study concludes that staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym.
Looks like I am cancelling my membership!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Ever caught your nads in a dyson?
If so, congratulations you’re now both baglessAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For Maths aficionados
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.
However, eating too much pie is ok because the sin of pi is always zero.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Today my daughter called me ‘Birth Person’.
I replied, ‘Yes, financial drain’.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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for Warty!
I had Champagne and Chardonnay last night.
They were two chav girls I met in the pub.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My mate can't stop buying Calvin Klein aftershave.
He's got an obsessionAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Oakland Zoo in California, has vaccinated all of its animals against Covid.
When asked why?, the head keeper replied: Have you ever tried to get a Lion to wear a mask?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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diet sorted
Tour de France riders need to eat the equivalent of 27 cheeseburgers a day. I guess all I need now is a bike.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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