Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

How am I supposed to believe humans are the dominant species when a spider is over here building a house with their arsehole?

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Working for the Israeli Defence Force in Palestine isn?t a job.

It?s an occupation.

[WTFH]

Two windmills are in a field, one says to the other: What sort of music do you like

The other replies: Well, I'm a big metal fan.

[WTFH]

I got an email saying "At Google Earth we can even read maps backwards, click here to find out more."


And I thought "that's just spam"

[vetran]

Why did it take so long before there were any female astronauts?

"Houston, we have a problem."
"What?"
"Never mind."
"What's the problem?"
"Nothing."
"Please tell us?"
"You know what the problem is."

[vetran]

A study has found that some men are actually 'allergic' to their own orgasms.

A nut allergy?

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Researchers have grown a clump of brain cells in a laboratory that are capable of displaying awareness of their surroundings by playing the video game Pong.

The Conservative Party are trying to elect it as their new leader.

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So, NAKED RUNNING is a thing.

Apparently it means running without GPS, music, or any electronic gadgets!

Wish I knew that an hour ago.

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Kwasi Kwarteng and Jeremy Hunt walk into a recession....

[vetran]

Apparently Kwasi Kwarteng had trouble getting a seat on the plane home last night because nobody wanted him anywhere near business or economy?