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    How am I supposed to believe humans are the dominant species when a spider is over here building a house with their arsehole?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Working for the Israeli Defence Force in Palestine isn?t a job.

      It?s an occupation.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Two windmills are in a field, one says to the other: What sort of music do you like

        The other replies: Well, I'm a big metal fan.
        {emotionless greeting}

        Three Word Slogan

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          I got an email saying "At Google Earth we can even read maps backwards, click here to find out more."


          And I thought "that's just spam"
          {emotionless greeting}

          Three Word Slogan

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            Why did it take so long before there were any female astronauts?

            "Houston, we have a problem."
            "What?"
            "Never mind."
            "What's the problem?"
            "Nothing."
            "Please tell us?"
            "You know what the problem is."
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              A study has found that some men are actually 'allergic' to their own orgasms.

              A nut allergy?
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Researchers have grown a clump of brain cells in a laboratory that are capable of displaying awareness of their surroundings by playing the video game Pong.

                The Conservative Party are trying to elect it as their new leader.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  So, NAKED RUNNING is a thing.

                  Apparently it means running without GPS, music, or any electronic gadgets!

                  Wish I knew that an hour ago.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Kwasi Kwarteng and Jeremy Hunt walk into a recession....
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Apparently Kwasi Kwarteng had trouble getting a seat on the plane home last night because nobody wanted him anywhere near business or economy?
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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