Please put more jokes here

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Just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compare dick sizes. ******* weirdo didn't even turn up.

FTFY

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Coolio dies and leaves his management entourage.

Or as he called them, the gangster's parasites.

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**** off Holly & Phil I'm seeing Coolio's coffin before you

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Someone threw a bottle of Mayo at me

What the Hellman!

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Gareth Southgate admits Mick Lynch is England's best striker.

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Trump is publishing another book about business, this one has six chapter elevens.

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Koreans are like a box of chocolates.

They'll kill your dog!

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They say '50 is the new 30'.

I still got three points on my licence though.

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I am disappointed that Netflix had to cancel season five of the life of Vivaldi.


A spokesperson said, they only had enough money to fund four seasons..

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Isn't a Truss meant to be something to prop something up rather than collapse it?