Veteran, that is one of my favourite jokes.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostVeteran, that is one of my favourite jokes.Comment
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Religious tulip Taoism tulip happens.
Buddhism If tulip happens, it's not really tulip.
Islam If tulip happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism tulip happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism Why does this tulip always happen to us?
Hinduism This tulip happened before.
Catholicism tulip happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna tulip happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism Send more tulip.
Atheism No tulip.
Jehova Witness Knock knock, tulip happens.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good tulip happening.
Christian Science tulip happens in your mind.
Agnosticism Maybe tulip happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this tulip.
Existentialism What is tulip anyway?
Stoicism This tulip doesn't bother me.Comment
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