I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting.
I turned off the WiFi router and simply waited in the room where it's located.
I turned off the WiFi router and simply waited in the room where it's located.
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SLUGGISH
1. Slow-moving or inactive, lacking energy or alertness.
2. What slugs speakAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Sometimes I worry that nobody will ever reply to my lonely hearts ad:
Wanted: feminist, GSOH.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I met a drunk girl on the way home last night, so I went over to check that she was OK.
Anyway, we got talking and got on and I finally plucked up the courage to say to her,
"You remind me of Cinderella."
"Awww! That's lovely! Is it because I look like a princess?" she slurred.
"No," I replied, "It's because you've lost one of your shoes."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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In the aftermath of the recent scandals, Sepp Blatter has claimed he knows how to fix FIFA.
He couldn't have worded that better if he'd tried.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Sepp Blatter has fixed it more times than Bob the Builder and Jimmy Saville combined.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong. And being wrong is for women.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Eating at McDonald's has plenty of health benefits.
For instance, it would prevent you from dying of old age.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife died in an earthquake
I worship the ground she walked onAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm not sure EA have thought the FIFA 16 Women's mode through properly.
Imagine the shame of turning up for work and everyone's wearing the same outfit.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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