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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Erm, you can still cross a Mobius strip.. going along it is a different story surely...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B6bius_strip

    The Möbius strip or Möbius band (/ˈmɜrbiəs/ (non-rhotic) or US /ˈmoʊbiəs/; German: [ˈmøːbi̯ʊs]), also Mobius or Moebius, is a surface with only one side and only one boundary.
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      Living next door to MC Hammer was a nightmare, especially with his DIY habit. I used to shout "stop" but it only made things worse.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        I was having sex with the missus the other night and said, "you've got a giant pussy". I couldn't help it, it just slipped out.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          The inventor of the anagram has died.

          May he erect a penis.
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            I was exiting my favourite drinking establishment and at the weekend and inadvertently stepped in a big steaming pile of dog excrement on the pavement. Whilst cleaning my shoes on some grass nearby a rather muscular fellow also exited said building and proceeded to step in the same offending pile. I looked over and said 'Oh dear, I did that'.... and he punched me in the face.
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              The national sperm bank only had 9 donors last year. Would have had more if they'd got Graham Norton to fart in a bucket.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                Both Cream and The Jam were to reunite for gigs in Devon and Cornwall this year, but the venues couldn't agree about who should go on first.
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                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

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                  “Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”

                  “Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

                  “Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”

                  “OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”

                  “Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”

                  “Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”

                  “Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”

                  “Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”

                  “Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”

                  “I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    "I've been a very bad girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished."
                    "Very well", he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
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                      They've installed one of those Dyson urinals at the ClientCo










                      ...just tried it. My p!ss went everywhere.
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