Please put more jokes here

[TheFaQQer]

Erm, you can still cross a Mobius strip.. going along it is a different story surely...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B6bius_strip

The Möbius strip or Möbius band (/ˈmɜrbiəs/ (non-rhotic) or US /ˈmoʊbiəs/; German: [ˈmøːbi̯ʊs]), also Mobius or Moebius, is a surface with only one side and only one boundary.

[LondonManc]

Living next door to MC Hammer was a nightmare, especially with his DIY habit. I used to shout "stop" but it only made things worse.

[LondonManc]

I was having sex with the missus the other night and said, "you've got a giant pussy". I couldn't help it, it just slipped out.

[TheFaQQer]

The inventor of the anagram has died.

May he erect a penis.

[northernladuk]

I was exiting my favourite drinking establishment and at the weekend and inadvertently stepped in a big steaming pile of dog excrement on the pavement. Whilst cleaning my shoes on some grass nearby a rather muscular fellow also exited said building and proceeded to step in the same offending pile. I looked over and said 'Oh dear, I did that'.... and he punched me in the face.

[LondonManc]

The national sperm bank only had 9 donors last year. Would have had more if they'd got Graham Norton to fart in a bucket.

[SimonMac]

Both Cream and The Jam were to reunite for gigs in Devon and Cornwall this year, but the venues couldn't agree about who should go on first.

[SimonMac]

“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”

“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”

“OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”

“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”

“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”

“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”

“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”

“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”

“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

[WTFH]

"I've been a very bad girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished."
"Very well", he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

[WTFH]

They've installed one of those Dyson urinals at the ClientCo










...just tried it. My p!ss went everywhere.