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    #id
    How do the Welsh find sheep in long grass?

    ... most pleasurable.

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      #id
      What is Forrest Gumps password to his computer

      ......1forrest1

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        #id
        Originally posted by baronne View Post
        How do the Welsh find sheep in long grass?

        ... most pleasurable.
        The Welsh have discovered a new use for sheep - they can get wool from them.
        Join Big Group - don't let them get away with it
        http://www.wttbiggroup.co.uk/

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          #id
          As I now live in Wales - just to even things up :-

          A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day, when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran down from one of his fields. Realising the danger, he shouted over to the man, 'Paid a yfed y dwr! Mae'n ych-y-fi!' [Don't drink the water. It's disgusting!]

          The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to his ear, shrugged his shoulders at the farmer, and carried on drinking.

          Realising the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved closer, 'Paid a yfed! Dwr ych-y-fi! Defaid yn cachu yn y dwr!' [Don't drink. Water's disgusting. Sheep poo in the water.]

          Still the walker couldn't hear the farmer. Finally the farmer walked right up to the man at the stream and once again said again, 'Dwr yn ych-y-fi! Paid a'i yfed!'. [Water's disgusting. Don't drink it!]

          'I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I can't understand a word you say dear boy! Can't you speak English?' Said the man at the stream, in a splendid English accent.

          'Oh I see', said the farmer, 'I was just saying, if you use both hands you can get more in........ !

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            #id
            My girlfriend and I were talking about obscure animals.

            She said, "I've always wanted to get a manatee!"

            I said, "Well, that's very generous, I take it with two sugars."

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              #id
              My friend suffers rather badly from Parkinson's Disease. Whenever you ask him about it, he gives you a free pen just for inquiring.

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                #id
                Pornhub has a good download speed.

                About 30 Megatits per second.

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                  #id
                  Tesco has reported a record loss of £6.4 billion.

                  Well that's what you get for gambling on horses.

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                    #id
                    for MF

                    Being a fat bloke at McDonald's is a lot like being the muscle guy at the gym.

                    People tend to stay out of your way because they know that you mean business.

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                      #id
                      BBC NEWS: 100 billion barrels of oil found beneath Gatwick.

                      CNN NEWS: USA to invade Gatwick due to reports of hiding weapons of mass destruction.

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