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    How do the Welsh find sheep in long grass?

    ... most pleasurable.

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      What is Forrest Gumps password to his computer

      ......1forrest1

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        Originally posted by baronne View Post
        How do the Welsh find sheep in long grass?

        ... most pleasurable.
        The Welsh have discovered a new use for sheep - they can get wool from them.
        Join Big Group - don't let them get away with it
        http://www.wttbiggroup.co.uk/

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          As I now live in Wales - just to even things up :-

          A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day, when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran down from one of his fields. Realising the danger, he shouted over to the man, 'Paid a yfed y dwr! Mae'n ych-y-fi!' [Don't drink the water. It's disgusting!]

          The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to his ear, shrugged his shoulders at the farmer, and carried on drinking.

          Realising the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved closer, 'Paid a yfed! Dwr ych-y-fi! Defaid yn cachu yn y dwr!' [Don't drink. Water's disgusting. Sheep poo in the water.]

          Still the walker couldn't hear the farmer. Finally the farmer walked right up to the man at the stream and once again said again, 'Dwr yn ych-y-fi! Paid a'i yfed!'. [Water's disgusting. Don't drink it!]

          'I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I can't understand a word you say dear boy! Can't you speak English?' Said the man at the stream, in a splendid English accent.

          'Oh I see', said the farmer, 'I was just saying, if you use both hands you can get more in........ !

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            My girlfriend and I were talking about obscure animals.

            She said, "I've always wanted to get a manatee!"

            I said, "Well, that's very generous, I take it with two sugars."
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              My friend suffers rather badly from Parkinson's Disease. Whenever you ask him about it, he gives you a free pen just for inquiring.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Pornhub has a good download speed.

                About 30 Megatits per second.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Tesco has reported a record loss of £6.4 billion.

                  Well that's what you get for gambling on horses.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    for MF

                    Being a fat bloke at McDonald's is a lot like being the muscle guy at the gym.

                    People tend to stay out of your way because they know that you mean business.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      BBC NEWS: 100 billion barrels of oil found beneath Gatwick.

                      CNN NEWS: USA to invade Gatwick due to reports of hiding weapons of mass destruction.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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