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[TheFaQQer]

I'm managing a disabled tribute act to 'Steps'.

They have changed the name to 'Ramps'

[TheFaQQer]

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eyes?

Chicken sees a salad

[TheFaQQer]

I got in touch with my inner self today.

That's the last time I buy Tesco Value toilet roll.

[vetran]

I invited my Muslim neighbours round to sit in the garden for a BBQ.

Half way through, I informed the husband that his wife had been unfaithful to him with lots of men.

She hadn't but I needed the rockery moving.

[vetran]

I liked it when Katie Hopkins decided to prove a point by getting fat.

There was just so much more of her to hate.

[vetran]

Just because I shagged her sister, my wife went to Cash Converters with my Gold Rolex.

The police say it's my problem - seems you've got to be female for them to take revenge Pawn seriously!.

[mudskipper]

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eyes?

Chicken sees a salad

Coat?

[vetran]

Animal rights groups would be up in arms if they knew what KFC really stood for, Killing F***ing Chickens

[vetran]

For Norrahe

My book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published.

It was about f**king thyme.

[vetran]

for suity

Typography experts say That Times New Roman is a bad font to use when typing up a CV for job applications.

As I know from experience, Dingbats is worse.