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I invited my Muslim neighbours round to sit in the garden for a BBQ.
Half way through, I informed the husband that his wife had been unfaithful to him with lots of men.
She hadn't but I needed the rockery moving.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I liked it when Katie Hopkins decided to prove a point by getting fat.
There was just so much more of her to hate.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Just because I shagged her sister, my wife went to Cash Converters with my Gold Rolex.
The police say it's my problem - seems you've got to be female for them to take revenge Pawn seriously!.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Animal rights groups would be up in arms if they knew what KFC really stood for, Killing F***ing Chickens
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
My book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published.
It was about f**king thyme.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Typography experts say That Times New Roman is a bad font to use when typing up a CV for job applications.
As I know from experience, Dingbats is worse.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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