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    Bill Clinton must be disappointed.

    He had narrowed his potential titles to First Laddie and First Lady’s Man.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      My son came up to me and said,
      "Dad I want to get married and live happily ever after."
      I said,
      "Well which one is it?"
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Caught out in the wilderness with no toilet paper?

        Try taking a leaf out of Bear Grylls book.
        I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
        Hands... out infractions
        Face... the music
        Space... between the ears

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          Can't afford a Ginvent Calendar, but like the idea of it?

          Buy a bottle of gin, leave it beside your bed and have a swig from it every morning. Will save you over £100.
          I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
          Hands... out infractions
          Face... the music
          Space... between the ears

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            My wife is just like Heather Mills.

            She only wears half the shoes she buys.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Lovely bit of battered cod for tea tonight. I'm going to call it Mohammad.

              Peas be with him.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                For NLYUK

                Prostitution,








                Holesale or Retail?
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  My wife is getting really upset about my obsession with online porn.
                  I just wish she could see things from my POV.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Why can't clocks keep secrets?

                    Because time will tell.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      This whole killer clown thing has just got to stop. Having them on the streets is one thing, but putting one in the White House is going way too far.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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