Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

Bill Clinton must be disappointed.

He had narrowed his potential titles to First Laddie and First Lady’s Man.

[vetran]

My son came up to me and said,
"Dad I want to get married and live happily ever after."
I said,
"Well which one is it?"

[WTFH]

Caught out in the wilderness with no toilet paper?

Try taking a leaf out of Bear Grylls book.

[WTFH]

Can't afford a Ginvent Calendar, but like the idea of it?

Buy a bottle of gin, leave it beside your bed and have a swig from it every morning. Will save you over £100.

[vetran]

My wife is just like Heather Mills.

She only wears half the shoes she buys.

[vetran]

Lovely bit of battered cod for tea tonight. I'm going to call it Mohammad.

Peas be with him.

[vetran]

For NLYUK

Prostitution,








Holesale or Retail?

[vetran]

My wife is getting really upset about my obsession with online porn.
I just wish she could see things from my POV.

[vetran]

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because time will tell.

[vetran]

This whole killer clown thing has just got to stop. Having them on the streets is one thing, but putting one in the White House is going way too far.