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    If smoking is bad for you, how come it cures salmon?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Old Greg is so ugly, that when he walked through a haunted house , he came out with a paycheck.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        For the Bremainers

        Do you reckon, in a few years, if Brexit goes really badly & the Brit economy tanks badly then rich Thai businessmen will be flying here to f**k
        scouse birds?
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on TradeMe.
          It's blooming awful, every now and then it falls apart.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I paid a hooker £150 for the hour.
            What a rip off. She saw me coming.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              Do you reckon, in a few years, if Brexit goes really badly & the Brit economy tanks badly then rich Thai businessmen will be flying here to f**k
              scouse birds?
              No, even Thai businessmen have certain standards.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                Before the election, Justin Bieber stated that he would move back to Canada if Trump won.

                See what you've done now you little twerp?
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Following Donald Trump's victory Nigel Farage said, "Is he going to offer me a job? I'm hoping he might do."

                  So Farage moves over there and takes some American's job. Every cloud has a silver lining...
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    This maths test can predict your favourite film. Not sure how it works but it does. Mine was Star Wars.
                    DON'T PEEP!

                    Pick a number between 1 and 9.

                    Multiply by 3.

                    Add 3 to that number.

                    Multiply by 3 again.

                    Add the 2 digits together.

                    Now discover your favourite film! scroll down














                    3. Oliver Twist.

                    4. Star Wars.

                    5. Forrest Gump.

                    6. Saving Private Ryan.

                    7. Jaws.

                    8. Grease.

                    9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep & Oiled-Up Lady Boys.

                    10. Mary Poppins.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Some girl just asked me if I thought she was wearing too much make-up.

                      I said it depended on whether she was going to kill Batman or not.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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