Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

wait for it...

I was sat on the edge of the bed pulling my boxers off



and my wife said, "you spoil those dogs"

[vetran]

I'm not saying Liverpools a tuliphole but there's a guy down the market there selling fake Primark gear.

[WTFH]

I was sat on the edge of the bed pulling my boxers off



and my wife said, "you spoil those dogs"

KUATB:
http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post2156311

[vetran]

KUATB:
http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post2156311

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

[LondonManc]

I like my women like I like my computer.

Turned on .
On my lap.
Virus free.

I like my women like I like my whisky.

18 years old and full of coke.

[SimonMac]

KUATB:
http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post2156311

Do we need to post links to all the jokes you have stolen!

[vetran]

My girlfriend said that I should use the term 'make love' instead of 'f**k.'

What the make love is she talking about?

[vetran]

A clown opened the door for me today.

It was a nice jester.

[vetran]

It's Anti-Bullying week next week.

You better support it, or else.

[vetran]

Missing MF?

I was on a flight today when the stewardess spilt salt over the passenger in front of me.

He must have been one of those seasoned travelers.