nice & subtle like them!
I did think of Igor from Terry Pratchett on the ithberg one.
I did think of Igor from Terry Pratchett on the ithberg one.
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Teapot joke
Bill was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Mary, to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked how much the teapot was. Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs £100!". "My goodness, that is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bill had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you want a screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."Comment
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Spent some time at the wife's grave earlier...
Bless her, she thinks I'm digging a pond.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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So, Daniel Laurence, Helen Wood and Jeremy Clarkson walk into a bar and the barman says "Hello Jeremy"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Arguing with idiots on an Internet forum is like playing chess with a pigeon.
No matter how good you are, the bird is going to tulip on the board and strut around like it won anyway.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly she isn't your friend anymore.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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You know that urge to eat something just because it's there?
...That's why I'm not a gynaecologist.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I crossed the road, walked into a bar and changed a light bulb.
That's when I realised my life was a joke.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The Wife (tm) says all the punchlines to my jokes are crap.
Crap.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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