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    I read in the local news today that a dwarf was pickpocketed.
    How could anyone stoop so low?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      Got caught having a piss in the local swimming pool today.
      The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in.
      Join Big Group - don't let them get away with it
      http://www.wttbiggroup.co.uk/

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        I went on a blind date with a girl called similie.

        I don't know what I met-er-phor.

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          VIZ Top Tip...

          SELF EMPLOYED. Save time and avoid paying any future tax, by simply writing "It's a private matter" on your tax return form
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            Losing your wife can be hard.
            But if you really try, you might manage it one day.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the missus were going to commit suicide together yesterday.
              Strangely enough, however, once she had done it I started to feel a lot better.
              So I thought - sod it, I'll soldier on.
              Join Big Group - don't let them get away with it
              http://www.wttbiggroup.co.uk/

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                So the postman just delivered a letter from HMRC. It simply said "Lube Up".

                Is that one of those Advanced Pain Notification everyone's been talking about?
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                  I went to a charity pantomime in aid of paranoid homosexuals last night. It was going really well until someone shouted "he's behind you!"
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    Words can't describe how beautiful you are...

                    But numbers can.




                    2/10.
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                      I went out for a romantic meal with the wife the other night and we played footsie under the table. I had steak and she got toed in the hole.
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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