Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

In other news, Flat earthers arrange a global conference.

[NotAllThere]

I’ve decided to write a limerick, wondering if anyone can help me. It starts like this:

There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogeryrchwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch

Here's a few I found.

There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch,
Whose limericks left a bit to be desired.



There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch
With a trans-Menai-Strait-travelling cock
From his home he could screw with
A girl in Bontnewydd
That happy young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch

[vetran]

Sky News: Two children killed as drag race car hits spectators in Texas.

What do they expect? Driving racing cars in those heels.

[vetran]

I’ve been married for 20 years.

A ghost is my only hope of ever experiencing moaning in the bedroom again.

[vetran]

At the start of the pandemic Robbie Williams was using antibacterial wipes.
But now he's loving hand gel instead.

[vetran]

My wife joined a successful local Weightwatchers groups, as the membership is increasing rapidly she told me tonight "the group is getting bigger".

Clearly not working then.

[vetran]

Someone suggested getting a stripper for my wife's 60th birthday. What a fantastic idea that turned out to be.

She only has the paper to hang now.

[rik sherman]

At the start of the pandemic Robbie Williams was using antibacterial wipes.
But now he's loving hand gel instead.

And through it all, all he wanted was protection from a virus or infection

[NotAllThere]

I’ve been married for 20 years.

A ghost is my only hope of ever experiencing moaning in the bedroom again.

Just forget to make the bed, and you'll definitely hear some moaning.

[vetran]

Confused sultana scone seeks raisin d'etre