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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI’ve decided to write a limerick, wondering if anyone can help me. It starts like this:
There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogeryrchwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch
There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch,
Whose limericks left a bit to be desired.
There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch
With a trans-Menai-Strait-travelling cock
From his home he could screw with
A girl in Bontnewydd
That happy young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Sky News: Two children killed as drag race car hits spectators in Texas.
What do they expect? Driving racing cars in those heels.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I’ve been married for 20 years.
A ghost is my only hope of ever experiencing moaning in the bedroom again.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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At the start of the pandemic Robbie Williams was using antibacterial wipes.
But now he's loving hand gel instead.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife joined a successful local Weightwatchers groups, as the membership is increasing rapidly she told me tonight "the group is getting bigger".
Clearly not working then.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Someone suggested getting a stripper for my wife's 60th birthday. What a fantastic idea that turned out to be.
She only has the paper to hang now.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostAt the start of the pandemic Robbie Williams was using antibacterial wipes.
But now he's loving hand gel instead.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostI’ve been married for 20 years.
A ghost is my only hope of ever experiencing moaning in the bedroom again.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Confused sultana scone seeks raisin d'etreAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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