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[ first day working at a pet store ]
customer: can i see that fish bowl?
me: sure let me get his shoes
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
There's a place in Yorkshire called Gammon. It only has 6 houses.
It's a Hamlet
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
My job description when I'm on a date...
"Yeah, I'm a Bean Counter for a Multinational Food Conglomerate worth
26 billion US Dollars."
My job description the rest of the time...
"I do quality control at the local Heinz Factory."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I’ve decided to write a limerick, wondering if anyone can help me. It starts like this:
There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogeryrchwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch
He was running around the town then up a hill for tea he met his girlfriend there broke his cock!
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Wife - Just a few more minutes. What time do we have to be there?
Me - Yesterday at 7.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I would much rather be served a round by a bartender than by Alec Baldwin.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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