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    #8921
    I'm praying Alec Baldwin starts filming with Adam Sandler soon.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      #8922
      Being a gynaecologist is boring, same day different slit.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        #8923
        Watching a BBC comedy show. I'm still waiting for the comedy to start.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          #8924
          An unemployed Jester is nobody's fool!
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            #8925
            For PC

            Did you know that the phrase "playing the field" originated in Wales?
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              #8926
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              Watching a BBC comedy show. I'm still waiting for the comedy to start.
              quite

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                #8927
                Just saw blood stains all over the sharp edges of a wooden ledge in my kitchen

                Then noticed my goth daughter has cuts and splinters all over her forearms

                ... I think she might be shelf harming
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #8928
                  I walked up to the girl at the bar, "My mate wants me to tell you that he thinks you're hot."
                  "Does he now?" she replied, "And what's your mate's name?"
                  "Dave, but we call him Coconut."
                  "Let me guess... He's thick and hairy."
                  "No... he's shy."
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #8929
                    My girlfriend moans about me 'pressing her buttons'.
                    I don't care, I will keep on until I find the 'Mute'...
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #8930
                      My husband has been having an affair with a women from Nice.

                      French with benefits.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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