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    I'm praying Alec Baldwin starts filming with Adam Sandler soon.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Being a gynaecologist is boring, same day different slit.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Watching a BBC comedy show. I'm still waiting for the comedy to start.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          An unemployed Jester is nobody's fool!
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Did you know that the phrase "playing the field" originated in Wales?
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              Watching a BBC comedy show. I'm still waiting for the comedy to start.
              quite
              Entropy is NOT what it used to be.
              Inertia, however........................

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                Just saw blood stains all over the sharp edges of a wooden ledge in my kitchen

                Then noticed my goth daughter has cuts and splinters all over her forearms

                ... I think she might be shelf harming
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  I walked up to the girl at the bar, "My mate wants me to tell you that he thinks you're hot."
                  "Does he now?" she replied, "And what's your mate's name?"
                  "Dave, but we call him Coconut."
                  "Let me guess... He's thick and hairy."
                  "No... he's shy."
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    My girlfriend moans about me 'pressing her buttons'.
                    I don't care, I will keep on until I find the 'Mute'...
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      My husband has been having an affair with a women from Nice.

                      French with benefits.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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