Please put more jokes here

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I'm praying Alec Baldwin starts filming with Adam Sandler soon.

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Being a gynaecologist is boring, same day different slit.

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Watching a BBC comedy show. I'm still waiting for the comedy to start.

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An unemployed Jester is nobody's fool!

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For PC

Did you know that the phrase "playing the field" originated in Wales?

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Watching a BBC comedy show. I'm still waiting for the comedy to start.

quite

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Just saw blood stains all over the sharp edges of a wooden ledge in my kitchen

Then noticed my goth daughter has cuts and splinters all over her forearms

... I think she might be shelf harming

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I walked up to the girl at the bar, "My mate wants me to tell you that he thinks you're hot."
"Does he now?" she replied, "And what's your mate's name?"
"Dave, but we call him Coconut."
"Let me guess... He's thick and hairy."
"No... he's shy."

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My girlfriend moans about me 'pressing her buttons'.
I don't care, I will keep on until I find the 'Mute'...

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My husband has been having an affair with a women from Nice.

French with benefits.