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    American reboot of the Thomas the Tank Engine series has modern animation.

    Thomas is black, gay, 40 stone and carries an assault rifle.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      There's a new Indian restaurant opening in Bradford called The Giant Peach.

      Their specialty is rolled daal.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be in the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?



          The polar bear.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            The person who stole my diary has just died.


            My thoughts are with his family.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              Twelve years ago, my friend Chris came running out his room with emotional tears shouting "it's a boy, it's a boy!" He went on to say that he will never return to Thailand.
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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