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    A lorry containing oversized snooker tables has overturned on the M62 near Leeds this morning.



    A police spokesperson said to expect very long queues.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #id
      Gardener: Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?


      Frank:Yes.


      Gardener: In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #id
        ChatLGBT: Hello darling! How can I assist you today?...Oh my God! Your shoes are just so fabulous!

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          #id
          At my funeral please take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who's next.

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            #id
            Why did the trans man order salad?



            Because he was a her before.

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              #id
              Do you ever wonder why Welsh greyhounds run so fast?

              That's because they've seen what they do to their sheep

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                #id
                Arguing with my wife is like seeing a rock band in concert, she always starts with some new material.

                But then goes back to the same tulip I've heard a thousand times before.

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                  #id
                  Granddad left me a globe in his will.

                  It means the world to me.

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                    #id
                    Sprinting is awful for your joints.



                    Especially when you're too slow and the police catch you and confiscate them all.

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                      #id
                      One thing comedy and bondage have in common, people truly enjoy the gags.

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