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    James Akaster/Nish Kumar telling Ricky Gervais to be a better comedian is like Diane Abbott telling Steven Hawking to be better at mathematics!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I'm not saying that wartyis ugly but he got a job as Kevin Spacey's personal dresser and Spacey asked him if he minded if they stayed just friends.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Kevin Spacey...**** off.

        Coming over here, taking our knobs.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          I bought an owl with a speech impediment. It didn't bother it at all.

          In fact it couldn't give two hoots.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Ray Liotta's dead.

            He's survived by his daughter, Tarka.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              What a shame that Ray Liotta has died.

              He was a good fella.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Norwich have already sold out of season tickets for next season.

                  To be fair, they only have to print one family ticket and then 'everyones' in.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    I'm pretty sober, but I'm even prettier when you're drunk.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      After two unsuccessful sex change operations, Lionel Richie's son finally got it right at the third attempt.

                      Yes, he's once, twice, three times a lady.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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