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    James Akaster/Nish Kumar telling Ricky Gervais to be a better comedian is like Diane Abbott telling Steven Hawking to be better at mathematics!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      I'm not saying that wartyis ugly but he got a job as Kevin Spacey's personal dresser and Spacey asked him if he minded if they stayed just friends.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Kevin Spacey...**** off.

        Coming over here, taking our knobs.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          I bought an owl with a speech impediment. It didn't bother it at all.

          In fact it couldn't give two hoots.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Ray Liotta's dead.

            He's survived by his daughter, Tarka.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              What a shame that Ray Liotta has died.

              He was a good fella.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Norwich have already sold out of season tickets for next season.

                  To be fair, they only have to print one family ticket and then 'everyones' in.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    I'm pretty sober, but I'm even prettier when you're drunk.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      After two unsuccessful sex change operations, Lionel Richie's son finally got it right at the third attempt.

                      Yes, he's once, twice, three times a lady.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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