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James Akaster/Nish Kumar telling Ricky Gervais to be a better comedian is like Diane Abbott telling Steven Hawking to be better at mathematics!

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I'm not saying that wartyis ugly but he got a job as Kevin Spacey's personal dresser and Spacey asked him if he minded if they stayed just friends.

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Kevin Spacey...**** off.

Coming over here, taking our knobs.

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I bought an owl with a speech impediment. It didn't bother it at all.

In fact it couldn't give two hoots.

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Ray Liotta's dead.

He's survived by his daughter, Tarka.

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What a shame that Ray Liotta has died.

He was a good fella.

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Norwich have already sold out of season tickets for next season.

To be fair, they only have to print one family ticket and then 'everyones' in.

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I'm pretty sober, but I'm even prettier when you're drunk.

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After two unsuccessful sex change operations, Lionel Richie's son finally got it right at the third attempt.

Yes, he's once, twice, three times a lady.