This may make me sound a bit bigheaded… but I can't get my jumper off.
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The good thing about the vote of no confidence coming straight after the jubilee is that if the PM goes we still have all the stuff for street parties.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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If your girlfriend has a friend that annoys you, don't tell her to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is.Comment
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What starts with a W and ends with a T.
It really does, I swear.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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antidisestablishmentarianism bet you can't spell it.. = ITOriginally posted by WTFH View PostWhat starts with a W and ends with a T.
It really does, I swear.
just as old!Comment
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Somewhere out there there's a bullet with your name on it.
That's probably why The Man With No Name never got shot.Comment
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The Beastie Boys have released their greatest hits as a 5 part set.
Parts A-D are free of charge, but you’ve got to fight for your right to part E.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Are you sweating whilst putting fuel in your car?
Feeling sick when paying?
You have got the carownervirus…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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