Please put more jokes here

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Just saw a lady at the checkout buying some chilli powder & I thought.. 'she?s gonna spice her life up! '

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From now on you have to ask for Viagra by its full medical name.

Mycoxafloppin.

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My friend lost their job in digital media after coming out as non-binary.

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A friend arrived home exhausted from an all-night orgy, her dress splattered with the semen of several different men.
Looking despairingly at the washing machine, she asked me:
?Which setting will be best in order to remove all these stains??
?Try Mixed Load? I replied.

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Boris Johnson must have got tulipfaced at all those lockdown parties.

From the pictures I've seen, everything was just a blur to him.

[WTFH]

Going to publish a book called ‘Bird Watching’ which is all about accidental Spoonerists.

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Brewerkz Brewery in Singapore is turning recycled urine into beer, unlike Fosters who have been doing it the other way around for years.

[WTFH]

Vatican investigates possible miracle as UK government inexplicably finds £10bn for energy bills just 24 hours after the Sue Gray report.

[WTFH]

My wife is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker.


But I think she's bluffing.

[vetran]

I invented a new word!
Plagiarism!