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[greenlake]

Today's acronym is DNA. It stands for National Dyslexic Association.

Is that really the best you can do?? :

Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute who got a job in a warehouse....?

[mudskipper]

... or the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac, who lies awake wondering if there is a dog?

[LondonManc]

Or the thief that stole the toilets from Scotland Yard? Police have nothing to go on.

[TestMangler]

Or the dyslexic rock star who died choking on his own vimto.

[LondonManc]

Or the dyslexic death metal fan who worshipped santa?

[WTFH]

What has two legs and bleeds?




Half a dog.

[WTFH]

The word "Nothing" is a palindrome. "Nothing" reversed is "Gnihton".




...which also means nothing.

[WTFH]

I was watching the news this morning when the presenter said "A man has been arrested after having half a million hardcore pron videos on his work laptop. Our reporter, Gary O'Donoghue has more"


Gary, you dirty, dirty man.

[WTFH]

The pathologist looked up from his papers and said "Your wife passed away between 2:30 and 3:00am, however you had sex with her at 8:00am, can you explain that?"
"Not really," I replied. "If anything she seemed keener than usual"

[WTFH]

My new Samsung Galaxy 7 is a nightmare. It's so complicated I can't even steer straight.