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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Today's acronym is DNA. It stands for National Dyslexic Association.
    Is that really the best you can do?? :
    Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute who got a job in a warehouse....?

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      ... or the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac, who lies awake wondering if there is a dog?

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        Or the thief that stole the toilets from Scotland Yard? Police have nothing to go on.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          Or the dyslexic rock star who died choking on his own vimto.
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            Or the dyslexic death metal fan who worshipped santa?
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              What has two legs and bleeds?




              Half a dog.
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                The word "Nothing" is a palindrome. "Nothing" reversed is "Gnihton".




                ...which also means nothing.
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                  I was watching the news this morning when the presenter said "A man has been arrested after having half a million hardcore pron videos on his work laptop. Our reporter, Gary O'Donoghue has more"


                  Gary, you dirty, dirty man.
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                    The pathologist looked up from his papers and said "Your wife passed away between 2:30 and 3:00am, however you had sex with her at 8:00am, can you explain that?"
                    "Not really," I replied. "If anything she seemed keener than usual"
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                      My new Samsung Galaxy 7 is a nightmare. It's so complicated I can't even steer straight.
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