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Previously on "Please put more jokes here"

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  • vetran
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    Transgender athletes share their stories.

    It takes a lot of balls to win in women?s sports these days

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  • vetran
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    Teacher: "Why are you late?"

    Sharon: "My boyfriend lied and didn't pull out."

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  • vetran
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    I went to a fortune teller last week and he told me a lot of money is coming my way.

    I walked out really excited, then I got hit by a Securicor van.

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  • vetran
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    It's A-Levels results day and Stockholm University agreed to take a chance on me.

    I got ABBA

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  • vetran
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    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

    Kinky fecker, isn't he?

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  • vetran
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    If Allah does not exist, why did the universe start with the Big Bang?

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  • vetran
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    As she reached up for the quinoa on the top shelf, her tiny skirt rode up and exposed the cheeks of her pert young buttocks. Then, as she leaned over the fruit and veg opposite me to pick out the best, ripest avocados, her large firm bra-less breasts swung free. Then, as she bent to the bottom shelf to select a bottle of first pressed extra virgin olive oil, I could see the soft mound of her pouting lips straining to be contained against her barely adequate thong.

    This isn't just a hard on, this in an M&S hard on.

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  • vetran
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    I've just joined the Jehovah's bystanders.

    It's like being a Jehovah's Witness but we don't like to get involved.

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  • vetran
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    I said to the baker..
    "How come all your cakes are 50p and that one's ?1?"
    He said..." that's Madeira cake"

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  • WTFH
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    Many of you will have heard of Phil Spector, but did you know his brother Arsene was as a proctologist?

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  • vetran
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    Q. Name a great Welsh butter?
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    A. Ryan Giggs

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  • vetran
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    Somebody just asked me what I know about atoms.

    Very little

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  • vetran
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    Adele has declared her wish to marry Rich Paul

    Heather Mills hatched a similar plan years ago

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  • vetran
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    I just failed my RAF entrance exam.

    Apparently 'the Bombay doors' are NOT an Indian tribute band ??

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  • WTFH
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    Today my doctor told me I was colour blind.


    That really came out of the purple.

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