What do you call a female Muslim stripper?
Youseen Memuff..
Youseen Memuff..
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BBC News: Dad pronounced dead in London...
Well, That's cockney for ya!Comment
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Dave: " My child won't eat meat, what can I replace it with?"
Jim: " Replace it with a dog, those ****ers eat meat all the time"Comment
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What goes...**** it...**** it ...**** it?
Jesus trying to hold a marbleComment
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My missus was telling me about the dreadful train crash in India which claimed the lives of over 200 people,
"Thank god it could never happen here, " I said.
"Why can't it happen here?" she answered,
"Because they're always on ******* strike, " I replied.Comment
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Just had an ad pop up, 'Find single Russian women'.
Come on now, it's not as though it's going to be ******* hard, is it?Comment
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Adele stopped her concert last night to ask people what they thought about the Titan submersible.
Then, suddenly, all I could think about were those poor people, stuck there, wondering when it'd all end. But then again, they all chose to go and see Adele.Comment
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What's the difference between Hitler and Putin?
Hitler never changed his mind about Wagner.Comment
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If there's one consolation for Sarah Ferguson,
it's that Prince Andrew doesn't like tits on his girls anywayComment
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My son came back from school & said he wanted to identify as a cat
So I chopped his bollocks offComment
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