Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

My wife can find joy in the smallest things in life.

Which is a bit of luck for me.

[vetran]

My wife asked "Do you know any Wimbledon jokes?"

I said, "No, they're not really my forte love."

[vetran]

Strike the pose!

The one where you're bent over the toilet

[vetran]

Sarah Jessica Parker and her husband havent spent a single night apart in 31 years.

Poor bastard. Waking up every morning must be like that scene in The Godfather.

[vetran]

Talking to a mate at work, he said, 'what rhymes with orange?',.

I said no it doesn?t!

[vetran]

The American flag on the moon is completely white from radiation.

France have now claimed they put it there.

[vetran]

Lisa Marie Presley died of Bowel Obstruction.
The last thing she said to her Doctor was...
"A little less constipation, a little more action, please."

[vetran]

It was so cold yesterday that my computer froze.

I suppose it's my own fault though.

I left too many windows open.

[Paddy]

My friend falsely accused me of taking his thesaurus; I was upset, distraught, troubled, worried, apprehensive, fearful.

[vetran]

I'm developing a biblical game in which the player controls Adam.
It's a first-person game.