Please put more jokes here

[shaunbhoy]

I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.

[shaunbhoy]

My dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief.

[shaunbhoy]

Say what you want about deaf people…

[shaunbhoy]

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet – you can hide, but you can’t run.

[greenlake]

dressed in camouflage

Reminds me of this....

[LondonManc]

An axe murderer is taking his young victim into the lonely woods.
The kid starts crying. Again.
"What's wrong now?" asks the psycho.
"I'm scared!" cries the child.
"You're scared?" replies the axe murderer, "I've got to find my way back out on my own in a bit."

[vetran]

Why are Irish jokes so stupid?

So English people can understand them.

[vetran]

Having watched Benefits street, it's not much different to Sesame Street.

Both have a big bird, a bloke living out of a bin, and people trying to learn the alphabet.

[vetran]

Durex have bought out a new super sensitive condom.
It hangs around after sex and talks to the woman about 'feelings'

[vetran]

for our married men

A survey amongst married couples has revealed that the best sexual position is "Doggie Style"

That's only because the husband has to sit and beg, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.