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    Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
    Dave said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
    Frank replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      I just put nearly 400 pounds on a horse.

      My wife wanted to go riding, poor ******* horse.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Did u hear about the bloke who bought a dog off a blacksmith? As soon as he got it home it made a bolt for the door
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

          Feminists cannot change anything and they wouldnt pass up an opportunity to blame men for the dark anyway.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female.

            If it squirts in your eye without warning, it's a male.

            If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Walkers are bringing out a new chip soon "semen flavour" they will be marketed as a diet chip as its estimated 98 percent of women wont swallow them
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                For NLYUK

                Bit rude..



                I'm not very good at anal fisting. I'm a bit cack-handed
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  When in doubt American police just take a shot in the dark.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    A notice in my local's toilet said , please leave theses facilities as you would expect to find them. So i puked on the floor and drew penises on the wall
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      My dads been struggling with his funeral business and asked me if I could help out. Reluctantly I've said yes, and start this coming Monday.

                      On the phones at the Samaritans.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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