I got my wife a Mini Cooper for her birthday.
**** knows why she wants a midget who makes barrels.
**** knows why she wants a midget who makes barrels.
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I won first place in a political correctness competition the weekend...
Though to be fair, so did everyone else.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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one for AssGuru
I received a letter recently saying I'd won an award as the 'Most Humble Man in Britain'.
I replied telling them there's been a mistake, surely it should have said 'in the World'.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My mate asked me to be usher at his wedding.
I said I'd try and learn a couple of his songs, but there's no way I'll be able to do the dance routines.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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My Great Grandfather fought in world war 1 and single handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication.
He ate their pigeon.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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MAKE sure your child has access to a unique email address when they grow up by naming them Spatchcock Rivertits.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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When Yogi Bear does it - it's funny but when I steal a family's picnic basket wearing just a hat and tie, the police get involved.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Every time I attend a wake I get completely pissed, then end up vomiting.
I must have funereal disease.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Naughty
Paris is the most popular tourist destination with nearly one-fifth of its population being tourists at any time of the year.
So 20% of Paris is occupied by foreigners. Just like the 1940sAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Monopoly 2017 UK edition:- the jail has no spaces left - there's no free parking -
no-one can buy any houses because they can't get a mortgage -
win or lose, you still have to bail out the bankerAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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