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**** knows why she wants a midget who makes barrels.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I won first place in a political correctness competition the weekend...
Though to be fair, so did everyone else.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I received a letter recently saying I'd won an award as the 'Most Humble Man in Britain'.
I replied telling them there's been a mistake, surely it should have said 'in the World'.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Every time I attend a wake I get completely pissed, then end up vomiting.
I must have funereal disease.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Paris is the most popular tourist destination with nearly one-fifth of its population being tourists at any time of the year.
So 20% of Paris is occupied by foreigners. Just like the 1940s
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Monopoly 2017 UK edition:- the jail has no spaces left - there's no free parking -
no-one can buy any houses because they can't get a mortgage -
win or lose, you still have to bail out the banker
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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