Please put more jokes here

[shaunbhoy]

The Beach Boys walk into a bar.....
'Round?'
'Round?'
'Get a round'
'I get a round?'
'Get a round.....'

[shaunbhoy]

The saddest thing about trying to find a needle in a haystack is that your horse is hiding a drug habit from you.

[shaunbhoy]

My wife just asked me if her Appendix scar made her look unattractive.
Apparently the response, "Don't worry babe, your tits cover it", wasn't the answer she was looking for.

[Becquet]

What time does Saddam Hussain have his dinner?

When Tariq Aziz

[Becquet]

Man walks into his local Taleban pub and says to the landlord "Osama bin in?"

[vetran]

too true

"I'm going to the doctor," says Mary.

"Why, what's wrong?" asks her best friend Sara.

"I want to ask him how many calories there really are in sperm."

Sara says, "Why worry? If you're swallowing that much, no man is going to care if you're a bit chubby."

[vetran]

A new version of the world map has been drawn.
The North Pole is at the top, the South Pole is at the bottom, and all the other poles are in Britain.

[vetran]

I went down on one knee last night.

Oral sex isn't the same since the wife had her leg amputated.
forward

[vetran]

A Jamaican walks into a bank with a 25kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier... Shocked, the cashier asks..'What's this for?' The Rastafarian replies..'Me here to open a joint account'

[vetran]

I knew I shouldn't have let my dyslexic wife organise our wedding. At the reception there was a magnificent centipede in the middle of every table.