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    A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and .............. cola."

    "Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      What can think the unthinkable? 
An itheberg.
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        Roman: A martinus please.


        Barman: You mean a martini?


        Roman: If I’d wanted a double, I’d have asked for one.
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
 I don’t know and I don’t care.
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            My dyslexia has just hit a new owl.
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    I am known at the gym as the "before picture."
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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