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[vetran]

I'm making a documentary about prince Harry going to war against the Taliban.

It's called when Harry met Tali!

[vetran]

A fella at the races came over to me and whispered, "Do you want the winner of the next race?"
I said "**** no!, I've only got a small garden".

[vetran]

A Red Indian introduced me to his wife...
"This is four horses....."
I said, 'Wow,that's a beautiful name, What does it mean....?''
He said,
nag,nag,nag,nag!

[vetran]

How can they call it Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is you stand up and say,
‘My name is John and I am an alcoholic’?

[northernladuk]

They've opened a new nightclub in town called G-Spot. Problem is none of the young lads can find it.

[shaunbhoy]

I don't really like writing double entendrés but every now and then I'll slip one in

[shaunbhoy]

"I'M ABACUS!"
The friend that Spartacus could count on

[LondonManc]

Why aren't Afghans allowed to count?
Because of the tally ban.

[LondonManc]

Isn't it funny that you can hate a job with the same amount of passion that your boss claims you lack?

[LondonManc]

Hate vegans? Fancy a change of career?
Discover a new animal species and call it quorn. That'll screw em up.