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    Why is women’s soccer so rare?
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    It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      If I ever go missing, you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        The inventor of AutoCorrect is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics. Well, that would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Be polite to every idiot you meet. He could be your boss tomorrow.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Got asked by a feminist today how do i view lesbian relationships?

                Apparently, "In HD was not the right response"
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
                  At 8 You take her to bed and tell her a story.
                  At 18 You tell her a story and take her to bed.
                  At 28 You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
                  At 38 She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
                  At 48 You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
                  At 58 You stay in bed to avoid her story.
                  At 68 If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Midget porn's ok but it does have its short comings
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Just heard Hilary Clinton say that the only way they'll be a Trump in the White House is if she gets wind after eating Mexican food...
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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