Please put more jokes here

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Why is women’s soccer so rare?
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It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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If I ever go missing, you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster.

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The inventor of AutoCorrect is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off.

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I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics. Well, that would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold.

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I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.

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Be polite to every idiot you meet. He could be your boss tomorrow.

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Got asked by a feminist today how do i view lesbian relationships?

Apparently, "In HD was not the right response"

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What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

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Midget porn's ok but it does have its short comings

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Just heard Hilary Clinton say that the only way they'll be a Trump in the White House is if she gets wind after eating Mexican food...