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    Why is women’s soccer so rare?
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    It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      If I ever go missing, you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        The inventor of AutoCorrect is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics. Well, that would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Be polite to every idiot you meet. He could be your boss tomorrow.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Got asked by a feminist today how do i view lesbian relationships?

                Apparently, "In HD was not the right response"
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
                  At 8 You take her to bed and tell her a story.
                  At 18 You tell her a story and take her to bed.
                  At 28 You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
                  At 38 She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
                  At 48 You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
                  At 58 You stay in bed to avoid her story.
                  At 68 If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Midget porn's ok but it does have its short comings
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Just heard Hilary Clinton say that the only way they'll be a Trump in the White House is if she gets wind after eating Mexican food...
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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