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[WTFH]

My New Year’s Resolution is to annoy less grammar pedants.

[WTFH]

My other new years resolution is to stop using spray deodorants…
Roll on 2019

[mudskipper]

I scared the DHL man today by showing up to the door stark naked.

I'm not sure what scared him more; the fact that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived.

[original PM]

When the UK leaves the EU how much space will be freed up?

1GB.....

[LondonManc]

A ventriloquist made a new dummy out of an old carpet. It sounded ruggish.

[Federico Razzoli]

How many ears do Star Trek Vulcans have?
Three. The right ear, the left ear, and the final front ear.

[GreenMirror]

There are only two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

[WTFH]

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sets of data

There are only two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

...and those who like repetition?

[northernladuk]

Breaking news...

A man was arrested yesterday after falling into a combine harvester whilst trying to steal it

He's due to be bailed tomorrow.

[LondonManc]

Apparently pigeons die after have sex.
Well, the one I shagged did.