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    Ex Transport Secretary, Chris "Failing" Grayling has landed a £100k job working for Felixstowe Port Authority.


    He will reportedly be working 7 hours a week for a year.


    And already the company is seeing the benefits of employing him, as the Zeebrugge to Felixstowe ferry has just arrived..


    Into Southampton..
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Ex-Labour Deputy Leader Tom Watson, who tried to ban gambling companies on football shirts and called gambling a ''hidden epidemic'' has just landed a highly paid job with:
      a) Paddy Power
      b) Betfair
      c) Sky Bet
      d) Poker Stars
      e) All of them.


      Place your bets please.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Was just reading about a man, possibly on here, who has a new magic fitness watch and got all the way to downloading & signing up to an ovulation-monitoring app before realising that “cycle tracker” was not going to tell him where he’d been on his bike
        {emotionless greeting}

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          After a man is ridiculed online for using a live snake as a face mask, No 10 admits it was a mistake inviting Chris Grayling to a Cobra meeting.
          {emotionless greeting}

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            If women ruled the world apparently there would be no wars. Instead, there would just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Q. What’s the difference between a flying pig and a politician?
              A. The letter F.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…


                Well that explains it all now doesn’t it
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  for Barmy

                  If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
                  This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Just read in the newspaper that lots of Americans have been sending their old clothes to the poor in Africa.


                    Waste of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time?
                      A. Because he was always HARD at work.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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