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    Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Just had the following conversation with my wife.


      Wife: Can’t believe how much weight I’ve gained since lockdown.
      Me: You haven’t gained that much weight. Come on… chin up. No, the other one.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Just broken up with my girlfriend due to religious differences… She failed to worship me.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Things that can drive my wife crazy during lockdown:


          -Not saying sorry
          -Saying sorry and not meaning it
          -Saying sorry
          -Not saying anything
          -Saying anything
          -Breathing!!
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Grab your taco, you’ve pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Discovered yesterday I have liftophobia, fear of lifts. I’m taking steps to avoid them.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                Discovered yesterday I have liftophobia, fear of lifts. I’m taking steps to avoid them.
                I tried to see if there was a "proper" name for this. Elevatorphobia is not a suitable alternative, in my eyes. I'm sure someone with a passing knowing of ancient Greek could help out.

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  Fat lives matter as well you know. Please open the Goddamn buffet!

                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  I tried to see if there was a "proper" name for this. Elevatorphobia is not a suitable alternative, in my eyes. I'm sure someone with a passing knowing of ancient Greek could help out.
                  You could have a combination of cleithrophobia - fear of being trapped, claustrophobia - fear of enclosed spaces, and basophobia - fear of falling. So; Cleithroclaustrobasophobia.

                  Or perhaps
                  ardynophobia- fear of being lifted high.
                  esasirophobia - fear of being lifted off the earth
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    If it weren't for the Arabs, we would never have 9/11


                    Instead it would be IX / XI
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Boris Johnson's new rules on gatherings has had little affect on the good folk of Norfolk


                      If three men want to bring their wives, mother and a sister each to a party, that's still only six people
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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