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    My dyslexic pal is facing a charge of indecent exposure after trying to cast his vote earlier.

    He was told to mark the ballot paper with his own pens.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      I'm watching a television or webcast service by which a viewer can purchase events to view via private telecast. The broadcaster shows the event at the same time to everyone ordering it.

      The subject is origami.

      It's paper view.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I'm working non stop in the French Navy at the moment

        Fitting reverse lights on all our ships
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          I'm working non stop in the French Navy at the moment

          Fitting reverse lights on all our ships
          Stupid joke. They've had reversing lights fitted for years!
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            I knew we were gonna go backwards because of brexit

            I just didn’t realise it would be back to the napoleonic era
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Jersey.

              Will the last Frenchman leaving please switch off the lights?
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                BREAKING NEWS: French warships arrive in Jersey for showdown with Royal Navy.
                Suddenly selling dozens of white flags on my eBay.fr account.
                Anyone know why?
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  The Uk government has said it is sending 2 navy patrol ships to "police" the proposed French fishing fleet's blockade of Jersey ports.

                  French President Emmanuel Macron has said "this a serious escalation of the issue" and has threatened to offer France's unconditional surrender should things get hostile.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    My wife said, "Can you stop using swear words in front of our son?"

                    So I got up, walked behind him and said, "You fecking happy now?"
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Despite all the setbacks I was determined to make a success of my exotic citrus fruit business.

                      Kumquat may
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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