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    My dyslexic pal is facing a charge of indecent exposure after trying to cast his vote earlier.

    He was told to mark the ballot paper with his own pens.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I'm watching a television or webcast service by which a viewer can purchase events to view via private telecast. The broadcaster shows the event at the same time to everyone ordering it.

      The subject is origami.

      It's paper view.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        I'm working non stop in the French Navy at the moment

        Fitting reverse lights on all our ships
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          I'm working non stop in the French Navy at the moment

          Fitting reverse lights on all our ships
          Stupid joke. They've had reversing lights fitted for years!
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            I knew we were gonna go backwards because of brexit

            I just didn’t realise it would be back to the napoleonic era
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Jersey.

              Will the last Frenchman leaving please switch off the lights?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                BREAKING NEWS: French warships arrive in Jersey for showdown with Royal Navy.
                Suddenly selling dozens of white flags on my eBay.fr account.
                Anyone know why?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  The Uk government has said it is sending 2 navy patrol ships to "police" the proposed French fishing fleet's blockade of Jersey ports.

                  French President Emmanuel Macron has said "this a serious escalation of the issue" and has threatened to offer France's unconditional surrender should things get hostile.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    My wife said, "Can you stop using swear words in front of our son?"

                    So I got up, walked behind him and said, "You fecking happy now?"
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Despite all the setbacks I was determined to make a success of my exotic citrus fruit business.

                      Kumquat may
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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