Bill and Melinda Gates to divorce after 27 years.
Doesn't he have a vaccine to make her stay then?
Doesn't he have a vaccine to make her stay then?
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I put on my dating website profile "Lonely man seeks wife."
So far I've got 265 replies!
They all say "You can have mine!"Comment
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After 27 years, Bill Gates has decided to update his hardware.Comment
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BBC News: Bill and Melinda Gates start divorce proceedings after 27 years of marriage.
Apparently she wants a younger man that can give her big and hard instead of Microsoft.Comment
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I can remember the details of every cum shot from every dirty film I've seen for the last 40 years. I've got a pornographic memory.Comment
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Two MPs overheard in the Commons talking about the proposed Covid passports: ‘They should be called the ‘‘John Prescott’’ to prove you’ve had two jabs.’ The old Labour bruiser — nickname Two Jags — would doubtless approve.Comment
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Turns out someone has cloned my Microsoft Office License. I will find you, you have my Word.Comment
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Before the Derek Chauvin verdict, my daughter said, "In the USA a black man has NEVER been treated favourably by the criminal justice system !"
"What about O.J. ?"Comment
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I laughed at my mates when they said vaccine is Bill Gates way of putting a mind control chip into all of us.
“Where is your proof” I said.
.....now I read Melinda agreed to an amicable divorce without taking him for every penny.Comment
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The doctor looked at me intensely. "Years of alcohol abuse have taken a terrible toll on your liver. You should seriously stop drinking immediately."
"**** off doc," I replied. "You always say that when it's your round."Comment
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