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    #7851
    Why did the chicken go to the séance?



    To get to the other side.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      #7852
      Where are average things manufactured?




      The satisfactory.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        #7853
        Every religion has its own God; some have many gods, but there is only one Devil.


        He's a soul trader.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          #7854
          How does Moses make tea?
          He brews.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            #7855
            A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
            The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              #7856
              What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
              Diddly-squats.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                #7857
                Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
                Because you should never drink and derive.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #7858
                  What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
                  A receding hare-line.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #7859
                    What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
                    The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #7860
                      What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
                      A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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