Please put more jokes here

**vetran** · 19 January 2021, 13:06

Why did the chicken go to the séance?

To get to the other side.

**vetran** · 19 January 2021, 13:07

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

**vetran** · 19 January 2021, 15:36

Every religion has its own God; some have many gods, but there is only one Devil.

He's a soul trader.

**vetran** · 19 January 2021, 17:14

How does Moses make tea?
He brews.

**vetran** · 19 January 2021, 17:15

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

**vetran** · 19 January 2021, 17:15

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.

**vetran** · 19 January 2021, 17:16

Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
Because you should never drink and derive.

**vetran** · 19 January 2021, 17:16

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line.

**vetran** · 19 January 2021, 21:43

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

**vetran** · 19 January 2021, 21:44

What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

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